Mis cosas
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

blakkensoul:

Brrring-brrring!!

Kids on the phone. Transparent and captioned for their lines!

Idk if I should do Alpha kids.

Somebody please comment on my fics. I don’t like not knowing what readers think of my writing.

beapeabear:

And just because, here’s all four together. God, I love being a turtle.

beapeabear:

And just because, here’s all four together. God, I love being a turtle.

pugletto:

I did the exact opposite of what I was doing for the others. 

(Y’all woulda watched the shit out of this movie about magical ice dogs, don’t even lie.)

djolteon:

Madoga Magica: An AU where the incubators find a species even more blindly trusting and emotionally needy than teenaged girls.

pugletto:

Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.

Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time.

mightygroot:

The Guardians Of The Galaxy [2/5] - Rocket Raccoon

"Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me."

coelasquid:

prettyarbitrary:

coelasquid:

And as long as I’m hanging around the Boss Models site, Ger Duany: still the most beautiful person.

Holy crap.  Give him pointy ears and tell me a black man couldn’t play an elf.

Man, you want proof that fantasy needs more black elves, look at Chris Henry;

coelasquid:

prettyarbitrary:

coelasquid:

And as long as I’m hanging around the Boss Models site, Ger Duany: still the most beautiful person.

Holy crap.  Give him pointy ears and tell me a black man couldn’t play an elf.

Man, you want proof that fantasy needs more black elves, look at Chris Henry;

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